ID this car for me please

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 04/29/2014 at 10:10 • Filed to: orloved

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I cannot figure it out. Also, don't do drugs kids... you might end up like this guy

Rims and side markers look like a Passat

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Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:14

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Rims scream passat to me.

S62B50daily > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:15

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Definitely B5 Passat. Wheels, side markers, door handles, rear bumper trim(barely noticeable to the right of the inserted dufus mugshot)

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:16

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Yeah its definitely a VAG product. Possibly an A4?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:16

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I thought Passat too but now thinking 2000-ish Audi

William Byrd > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:17

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deekster_caddy > S62B50daily 04/29/2014 at 10:17

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wow, good find. That sure looks like it.

RazoE > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:18

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Never go full Orlove.

The Ghost of Oppo > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:19

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McMike > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 04/29/2014 at 10:20

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Audi or Passat. One of those B5.5.56 whatevers.

505Turbeaux > William Byrd 04/29/2014 at 10:20

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yep thats it

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:24

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McMike > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:26

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Really? No one has done this yet?

505Turbeaux > McMike 04/29/2014 at 10:31

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no, because I was working on my masterpiece of Q+D

McMike > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:31

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How the hell is Kinja suggesting that article? I don't see a link anywhere in your post.

505Turbeaux > McMike 04/29/2014 at 10:33

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I put it in and it got stripped right out. It has been happening the past few days. Image links render like that too. Slightly annoying. If you put the straight link in not attached to anchor text it goes away

McMike > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:37

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Awesome. Post needs an ORLOVED tag.

505Turbeaux > McMike 04/29/2014 at 10:38

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ha done. You know I didnt realize the orlovian implications when I posted this.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:41

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Not if you do the right drugs.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:47

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I dunno'. With that low roof line it might be a CC...

Leadbull > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 10:55

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What is drugs?

M54B30 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 04/29/2014 at 11:03

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door handle and side turn signal confirm it

PagodaHead > 505Turbeaux 04/29/2014 at 13:40

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Thanks for making kneel on my chair, looking upside down at my computer, ass to the heavens as my wife walks by. Thanks Jalopnik.